![]() His hands scream elegance- Perfection even. One night I have this deafening glass-shattering toot and he flies out of the window and falls in the middle of the street like a lost kitten (he falls inside a box broken bones yadda yadda) and when I wake up because I can't feel his Spy TF2's beautiful slender hands. So then we have a civilized conversation and Medic and I work out the Estrogen Slay Protection Hormones Or Some Shit so finally we figure out a proper hormone treatment for Spy so he stops fainting and I somehow lose all of my estrogen so I have horrible mood swings but Spy plays baby sensory videos for me every night then we kiss and every time I toot Spy TF2 gets scared but I comfort him and tell him it's okay. Then me and Spy leave together after 2 hours and a Frapuccino Cunt Frinkles Sprinkle Rainbow Transgenderism Drink and we take a walk and I show him the meaning of Christmas (he passes out again I think he's anemic or something) then we go to the hospital because it's starting to worry us and then the Medic (BLU Medic because RED Medic is still at Starbucks getting it on with RED Heavy) tells me that my homemade estrogen pills are making Spy have slay syndrome (he faints a lot because he has subconsciously believed it is a Disney Princess attribute ever since he was 12 and my estrogen pills are making him have flashbacks) then me and Medic absolutely beat the everloving shit out of each other and Spy joins in then we stop because we know he's too fragile. Then we kiss so hard he gets lightheaded and passes out on me and then I have to get him to Medic TF2 and then Spy wakes up and pukes out his estrogen pills (my estrogen btw) and Medic is like #slay and he lifts up his shirt (takes 20 seconds bc he's also wearing his coat) and he shows me his top surgery scars and me and Spy high five with him and then we all go to Starbucks together. Don't worry babe this is Premium Gourmet Hormones. Fuck grenade spam.If Spy TF2 wanted estrogen I'd fucking get mine out for him. #TFC TEAM FORTRESS CLASSIC SPY BACKSTAB REDDIT FULL#If the team was completely full of very good grenade users, I'd give them a good chance of winning. TFC's meta game has always and will always primarily be a measure of how good you are with grenades. The TFC mercs' only hope for a fighting chance, I think, is grenade spam. On offense, however, it would be nearly worthless The TFC engy's sentry gun is generally less effective than in TF2, although it can be upgraded with less metal and therefore more quickly. The TFC spy is less effective than the TF2 spy as backstabbing goes, but he does carry varied weapons which would make him better in a shooting match and in a general support role He does have the super shotgun and super nailgun however, which easily outclasses the TF2 medic's syringe gun in combat. The TFC medic's medkit is slow and clumsy to heal, and the infection mechanic would do negligible damage. The flamethrower in particular does laughably poor damage The TFC pyro's weapons are similarly useless. The TFC scout has a dinky little nail gun and a single barrel shotgun, which are both essentially worthless in combat Probably TF2 hands down, even assuming no crits or ubercharge. ![]()
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